Tuesday, December 9, 2008

haikus for noobs

you are crazy now 
we are very crazy now 
gregor is crazy

lets go play soccer
no thanks lets go read kafka
ok hill billy

gregor is nasty 
his skin is brown and trashy
he needs to die now

read read read read read
read read read read read read read
read gregors father

hurry feed me grete
i am a thirsty brown bug
i need the couch

metamorphosis 
kafkas metamorphosis
metamorphosis

tiny little bug
you are now truly foolish
eat my buggy face
at

5 comments:

  1. Mister DeeDecember 9, 2008 at 10:09 PM

    I don't care what Mrs s Deckard might say-- this deserves an A+

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  2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2008 at 10:26 PM

    Dude, your 4th and 6th haikus, well...I am lost for words. They're beautiful.

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  3. Bo WDecember 9, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    oh wow garret

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  4. garrettDecember 10, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    alex matt and bo
    they read metamorphosis
    i see the blue sky

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  5. NDiMaggio45December 10, 2008 at 9:19 AM

    wow garret, the 2nd and 4rth are by far the best

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